Adam? Adam who?

Now that my obsession with Adam Lambert (OMG SQUEEEEEE!!!!! I FLOVE HIM!!!!) *ahem* has reduced to a more sophisticated level of love and devotion (think cult, black candles), I’m finding that I can be interested in the more important things in life. Like lizards. I mean, there’s one in my room right now. And I [...]

Adam Lambert saves one week of American Idol Season 9

By the end of last year’s season of American Idol, everyone knew the next season was dead before it even started. The reason of course, was Adam Lambert. The man who broke the Idol machine. The worry was not unfounded. Season 9 of American Idol has got to be the most boring, lackluster season ever [...]

Master Plan

OK here we go… another poem hit me just when I didn’t have a pen and notebook ready, but I still managed to write it down as soon as I found them. Comments are always welcome. Master Plan Oppressed Repressed Suppressed What have I done To deserve to be so? Is my crime being myself? [...]

The Real Deal

Let’s do this step by step, so anyone who’s not familiar with the issue (read: anyone who’s been away from Planet Earth on vacation) can keep up. Adam Lambert performed his single “For Your Entertainment” at the AMAs. The performance included him kissing his male keyboardist, simulating fellatio with one of his male dancers, and [...]

Will America never learn?

Well whataya know? It’s the Details photo-shoot drama part deux. Adam Lambert performed his debut single “For Your Entertainment” at the American Music Awards last night. And it was so bomblastically brilliant I think I fainted. Of course, not everyone shares this particular viewpoint of mine. He’s stirred up the controversy pot again, and some [...]

Passionate Poison

He came to us unknown As a snake waiting to bite Biding his time He sprung upon us And surprise turned to love His bite so sweet His poison so addictive Not taking, but giving, life And we dance with him He claimed our hearts He claimed our souls He drew us in And bewitched [...]

Homophobia. Why?

Homophobia. A touchy subject, but one that I feel very strongly about. Let’s make it clear here – I’ve always been against homophobia, and I always will be. I can see your thoughts jump to Adam. But no, you’re wrong. I was against homophobia before I ever knew about Adam Lambert. What I wonder is [...]

Masculine, feminine… who cares as long as it’s Adam?

That master of controversy, Adam Lambert, strikes yet again! This time with his album cover, which was released today. Fans have again taken to his official site and various fansites to argue over if it’s good or bad, if it’ll appeal to mainstream America, if Adam was being incredibly smart or incredibly deluded, and if [...]

Adam Lambert + a nude woman = Drama with a capital D!

So, Adam Lambert posed with a nude model. Wow great, go Adam! A nude female model. OUTRAGE! How dare he??? Doesn’t he know he’s supposed to be gay??? That was the reaction from many fans after the scans of Adam’s latest photoshoot for Details magazine made it to the internet. Now, don’t get me wrong. [...]

Blame it on the Glamberts

Kris Allen is a nice guy. Really, I hold no grudge, I have nothing against the man. He and Adam are very good friends, and he’s truly a very nice person. But some of his fans are just plain crazy. Or idiotic. Take your pick. I’m referring to the recent situation where some Kris fans [...]